He was on the horns of an enema.
I can assert the truth of it, without fear of contraception.
Enfield Cinema - Sinfield Enema
Nooks & Crannies - Crooks and Nannies
Horse drawn carriage - Horse drawn cabbage.
Soldiers go to war - Shoulders only shrug.
Not Surly Gerbil Drive
She wanted to fry her kitchen.
It's safer to fry your chicken.
Brooklyn was hit with a tomato.
Much safer than being hit with a tornado.
Grand Union Station
Not Grand Onion Station
She failed her addition.
I hope she won't also fail the audition.