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Tell An Old Joke Day, July 24th
New Posts from Blogger Friends
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"in a brief moment of sunshine"
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A short post today 😊
We have been fortunate to enjoy a few sunnier days.
The garden birds have certainly been happy about it,
and it's been lovely to lis...
27 minutes ago
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Geologists
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The last voice recording I have of my dad, who was a geologist, was an
interview for my radio show after West Tennessee experienced an earthquake
in the...
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Don’t Worry, Gen Z, Your Face Isn’t Aging Faster Than Others
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Some members of Generation Z are worried they are aging more quickly,
thanks to social media influencers selling products. But skin care experts
said the c...
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How To Handle A Lemon sucker
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Lemon suckers leave a sour taste in your mouth unless *you *add something
sweet to the mix in order to lessen the acidity.
I’m getting better at this...
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Ten Groundbreaking Tattoos with Fascinating Backstories
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Tattoos. Getting something inked permanently on your body is a major
commitment. Body art can be incredible to behold. It can be poignant, and
it can be ...
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Polk Square
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16 hours ago
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A Needed Separation
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I have been trying to share a lot how meditation switched my mindset from
confused and blur to clear and transparent state throughout the years. I
feel...
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Weird 'n Wacky Dogs
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And, of course,
Her Royal Highness the Cat
*DEMANDS*
to have the Final Word --
*"Weird 'n wacky dogs?*
*Is there any other kind?"*
1 day ago
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a really good movie... and a gift?
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This is an old movie, but one we love... and this speech given was great.
There are so many movies out there that are so-so, but this is one of t...
2 days ago
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The Fagus Tree
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Tasmania's only deciduous tree is a Deciduous Beech (Fagus) found in Mt.
Field, Cradle Mountain-Lake St Clair National Park, you might mistake this
ende...
2 days ago
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Sew Sew
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I do not sew. When I was a child my mother taught me to do embroidery
which I also cannot do.
We had a sewing machine. It was the old kind operated by a...
3 days ago
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Glossolalia (Not Just Gibberish)
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Guess what, our son has just written a piece about music on a site called
"Audio Phix! Yes! Now, I'm I being terrible if I ask you to look at it
and r...
1 week ago
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Light at the End of the Tunnel
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Following an assessment ten days ago, my mother's geriatrician has finally
agreed to sign a form stating that she no longer has the capacity to make
her ...
1 month ago
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Chuckles and Chortles
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Happy Tuesday, friends! I hope you're all doing well. What's going on with
everyone? What's new in your world? Share in the comments. I'd like to hear
all ...
11 months ago
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Quando meno te l'aspetti... la Natura ti ricorda chi sei...
2 years ago
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Capri view
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vista su Capri
sullo sfondo la penisola Sorrentina
Giugno 2015
8 years ago
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Time-Out
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Every now and again in life we come across a bump or hurdle. It can come in
our relationships, our finances or as in my case, health.
Right now I've been...
10 years ago
How do you kill an elephant? Shoot it with an elephant gun.
ReplyDeleteHow do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant? You hold it's trunk until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Thank you, Emma! I love elephant jokes. Here are three more:
ReplyDeleteHow do you know there's an elephant under your bed? Your nose is hitting the ceiling.
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? He paints his toenails red.
How do you know an elephant's been in your refrigerator? You can see his footprints in the butter.
And then there are the plainly ridiculous like these:
What is red and goes "putt putt putt"? An outboard apple.
What is orange and goes "scritch scritch"? A ballpoint carrot.
And so on :)
Thanks for a wonderful post topic, John! I hope you get lots of old jokes here today!
I believe laughter is one of the best medicines there is!
ReplyDeleteWell, to keep up the elephant theme, here's an oldie but a goodie by Groucho Marx portraying a big game hunter -- "Today I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas, I'll never know."
ReplyDeleteAnother elephant one.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the elephant paint his toe nails different colors?
So he could hide in a M&M's bag.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a M&M's bag?
See how good they hide!
I'll stick with the elephant theme, so here's a silly one:
ReplyDeleteQ: How do you know when an elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!
My seven year old great-grandson told me this joke...
ReplyDeleteQ: How do chickens get to the other side of the road?
A: They "fry"!
A modern take on an old joke??? I did laugh :)
Here is ajoke from England for you... (You have to say it with English accent.)
ReplyDeleteHow many ears did Captain Kirk have?
He had THREE.. The left ear, the right ear and the final FRONTIER. (Front ear.)
Oh! Also, I had this on my blog recently but you might have missed it.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't Mozart keep any chickens?
Because they kept saying "BACH, BACH, BACH"!
I stole this one from the HIghlights magazine for children! I did! LOL!
a non clever man like me was bleeding on his forehead
ReplyDeleteHis wife asked why are you bleeding what happened to you?
a non clever man replied I was in van and there was a nail hanging at the side and was hitting on my head constantly!
Wife why did not you exchange your seat with someone else ?
Non clever man replied " How could i exchange my seat with anyone else stupid there was no other man in the van."
LOL...Debra stole mine before I got here ha ha...big Marx Brothers fan...
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