"How to Organize Your Life"
"Now class pay attention to the 5 cardinal rules to organize anything in your life:
First: Never put anything back in the same place where you found it.
Second: If something is empty (like folders, papers, empty tissue boxes...) put it back where you found it without making a note or telling anyone.
Third: Never put a label on anything you own.
Fourth: Every so often go back over your possessions and shuffle them around a bit.
Fifth: When possible use the four rules above to "organize" your wife's or friend's things.