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Tell An Old Joke Day, July 24th
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The Little Book of Cosmic Horrors
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The *Augsburg Book of Miracles* comes from 16th century Germany, but it has
only been known for about 15 years. The video tells the story, but there
ar...
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May 1, 2024... Rabbit! Rabbit! White Rabbit!
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Rabbit! Rabbit! White Rabbit!
Hi Guys! It's May 1, 2024 ... another white rabbit day!
(*and yes, I'm a bit slow posting it today)*
Trying to think of ...
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Are Female Doctors Better? Here's What to Know
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A new study suggests female doctors may provide patients better care,
especially when those patients are women. Here's what to know.
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Happy Beltane/May Day!
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To celebrate today's major Wheel of the Year festival, here are two recent
pagan musical gems which I recently discovered thanks to fellow bloggers! I
ho...
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Quiet
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Another video of the lisping Spanish Choir…enjoy…..
a quieter day today, some reading , catching up with jobs ,
It’s sunny this morning so the cottage wi...
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Ten 21st-Century American Serial Killers Who Got Away with It
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The heyday of American serial killers may have been back in the second half
of the 20th century—specifically in the ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s—but serial
killi...
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Welcome May 2024
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As we say hello to the new month of May, yes the fifth month of the year,
for those who live in the Northern hemisphere, we say goodbye to cooler
days an...
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James Bond Songs Ranked
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Dutch irises in bloom in my garden.
James Bond. 007.
You must have fond memories of all the James Bond films! How about the
songs that would p...
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Mt. Barrow continued
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Today is our Wedding Anniversary, next year will be the big one and not
that many couples get to the big one, let's hope we do next year.
Mt. Barrow cont...
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The Posture Matters And Renewed Dining Table
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Hello sweet hearts
Hope beating beautifully on the rhythm of life !
Remember we had a dining table . Hubby have get it made on order eight
years back ...
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You Lose
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I must first tell you I am not a gambler. I am pretty good at a game when
it involves skill. If left to chance I want no part of it. I am not a lucky
per...
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Light at the End of the Tunnel
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Following an assessment ten days ago, my mother's geriatrician has finally
agreed to sign a form stating that she no longer has the capacity to make
her ...
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Chuckles and Chortles
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Happy Tuesday, friends! I hope you're all doing well. What's going on with
everyone? What's new in your world? Share in the comments. I'd like to hear
all ...
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Quando meno te l'aspetti... la Natura ti ricorda chi sei...
2 years ago
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Capri view
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vista su Capri
sullo sfondo la penisola Sorrentina
Giugno 2015
8 years ago
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Time-Out
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Every now and again in life we come across a bump or hurdle. It can come in
our relationships, our finances or as in my case, health.
Right now I've been...
10 years ago
How do you kill an elephant? Shoot it with an elephant gun.
ReplyDeleteHow do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant? You hold it's trunk until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Thank you, Emma! I love elephant jokes. Here are three more:
ReplyDeleteHow do you know there's an elephant under your bed? Your nose is hitting the ceiling.
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? He paints his toenails red.
How do you know an elephant's been in your refrigerator? You can see his footprints in the butter.
And then there are the plainly ridiculous like these:
What is red and goes "putt putt putt"? An outboard apple.
What is orange and goes "scritch scritch"? A ballpoint carrot.
And so on :)
Thanks for a wonderful post topic, John! I hope you get lots of old jokes here today!
I believe laughter is one of the best medicines there is!
ReplyDeleteWell, to keep up the elephant theme, here's an oldie but a goodie by Groucho Marx portraying a big game hunter -- "Today I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas, I'll never know."
ReplyDeleteAnother elephant one.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the elephant paint his toe nails different colors?
So he could hide in a M&M's bag.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a M&M's bag?
See how good they hide!
I'll stick with the elephant theme, so here's a silly one:
ReplyDeleteQ: How do you know when an elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!
My seven year old great-grandson told me this joke...
ReplyDeleteQ: How do chickens get to the other side of the road?
A: They "fry"!
A modern take on an old joke??? I did laugh :)
Here is ajoke from England for you... (You have to say it with English accent.)
ReplyDeleteHow many ears did Captain Kirk have?
He had THREE.. The left ear, the right ear and the final FRONTIER. (Front ear.)
Oh! Also, I had this on my blog recently but you might have missed it.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't Mozart keep any chickens?
Because they kept saying "BACH, BACH, BACH"!
I stole this one from the HIghlights magazine for children! I did! LOL!
a non clever man like me was bleeding on his forehead
ReplyDeleteHis wife asked why are you bleeding what happened to you?
a non clever man replied I was in van and there was a nail hanging at the side and was hitting on my head constantly!
Wife why did not you exchange your seat with someone else ?
Non clever man replied " How could i exchange my seat with anyone else stupid there was no other man in the van."
LOL...Debra stole mine before I got here ha ha...big Marx Brothers fan...
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