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Tell An Old Joke Day, July 24th
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Smart Bees
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Honeybees are incredibly talented for insects. The manufacture honey and
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Rainbow Chard, it's so colourful
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April- Amazing in 2024
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Pre-Ozempic Obesity Drugs: Effective and Budget-Friendly
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The Odds Of Cousins Part one
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When i attended weddings recently ,something happened that stirred some
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As i mentioned i grew...
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Ten Unexpected Truths About How Pirates Really Lived
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Historians now limit the Golden Age of Piracy to a little less than a
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Mrs Trellis Sends a Story
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Through the letter box this afternoon , a short essay
Enjoy
Its 15.00 and I am home after my counselling placement induction. It didn’t
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To Mt Barrow
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Snow f...
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Ready for the Playoffs
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On the weekend, I schlepped down to the Oilers Official Team Store at ICE
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What Was That?
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There is a perfect brown leaf blowing in front of you. Or maybe it is a
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You hear a...
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bear with me...
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Yes, I'm still playing around with my new art supplies. I know... *boring*.
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Here is m...
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Light at the End of the Tunnel
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Following an assessment ten days ago, my mother's geriatrician has finally
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Chuckles and Chortles
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Happy Tuesday, friends! I hope you're all doing well. What's going on with
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Quando meno te l'aspetti... la Natura ti ricorda chi sei...
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Capri view
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vista su Capri
sullo sfondo la penisola Sorrentina
Giugno 2015
8 years ago
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Time-Out
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Every now and again in life we come across a bump or hurdle. It can come in
our relationships, our finances or as in my case, health.
Right now I've been...
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How do you kill an elephant? Shoot it with an elephant gun.
ReplyDeleteHow do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant? You hold it's trunk until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
Thank you, Emma! I love elephant jokes. Here are three more:
ReplyDeleteHow do you know there's an elephant under your bed? Your nose is hitting the ceiling.
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? He paints his toenails red.
How do you know an elephant's been in your refrigerator? You can see his footprints in the butter.
And then there are the plainly ridiculous like these:
What is red and goes "putt putt putt"? An outboard apple.
What is orange and goes "scritch scritch"? A ballpoint carrot.
And so on :)
Thanks for a wonderful post topic, John! I hope you get lots of old jokes here today!
I believe laughter is one of the best medicines there is!
ReplyDeleteWell, to keep up the elephant theme, here's an oldie but a goodie by Groucho Marx portraying a big game hunter -- "Today I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas, I'll never know."
ReplyDeleteAnother elephant one.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the elephant paint his toe nails different colors?
So he could hide in a M&M's bag.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a M&M's bag?
See how good they hide!
I'll stick with the elephant theme, so here's a silly one:
ReplyDeleteQ: How do you know when an elephant has been in the baby carriage?
A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!
My seven year old great-grandson told me this joke...
ReplyDeleteQ: How do chickens get to the other side of the road?
A: They "fry"!
A modern take on an old joke??? I did laugh :)
Here is ajoke from England for you... (You have to say it with English accent.)
ReplyDeleteHow many ears did Captain Kirk have?
He had THREE.. The left ear, the right ear and the final FRONTIER. (Front ear.)
Oh! Also, I had this on my blog recently but you might have missed it.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't Mozart keep any chickens?
Because they kept saying "BACH, BACH, BACH"!
I stole this one from the HIghlights magazine for children! I did! LOL!
a non clever man like me was bleeding on his forehead
ReplyDeleteHis wife asked why are you bleeding what happened to you?
a non clever man replied I was in van and there was a nail hanging at the side and was hitting on my head constantly!
Wife why did not you exchange your seat with someone else ?
Non clever man replied " How could i exchange my seat with anyone else stupid there was no other man in the van."
LOL...Debra stole mine before I got here ha ha...big Marx Brothers fan...
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