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Have Any Malapropisms to Share?

Here are a few I've heard of: He was on the horns of an enema. I can assert the truth of it, without fear of contraception. Enfield Cinema - Sinfield Enema Nooks  & Crannies - Crooks and Nannies Horse drawn carriage - Horse drawn cabbage. Soldiers go to war - Shoulders only shrug. The street is called Juble Early Drive named after the Civil War general. Not Surly Gerbil Drive She wanted to fry her kitchen. It's safer to fry your chicken. Brooklyn was hit with a tomato. Much safer than being hit with a tornado. Grand Union Station Not Grand Onion Station She failed her addition. I hope she won't also fail the audition.

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